Best Amusingly Absurd Toys

Alexander Hamilton Doll - 11' Soft Stuffed Plush Little Thinker - Toy for Kids or Adults

  • ...in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword.-The Federalist Papers: No. 1.
  • However, this clever plush doll is sure to win you over with its good looks, natty attire, and attention to detail. Your Obedient Servant, A. Ham. is approximately 11" tall and so smart!.
  • Our dolls of famous figures, politicians, artists, scientists, and philosophers are educational, fun, and seriously cuddly! They make a great accent to any bed, bookshelf, or couch..
  • Approximately 11" tall. Comes with a removable tag with a portrait, quotes, and achievements. Great for parents and children, home and school, students and teachers, you name it!.
  • Click the store link near the product title for more clever and funny novelty gifts. Christmas, birthday, any fun occasion! If you need trendy stocking stuffers or a gag gift that is unique and quirky, or smart and satirical UPG has presents of mind..
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WHAT DO YOU MEME? Over-Rated - The Adult Party Game Where You Compete to Review Absurd Locations

  • The 5 Star Party Game: Compete with friends and family to match the funniest “Review” card with the absurd “Location” card for each round. Example locations include "my Grandma's House" or "The United States.".
  • Designed for 17+: This game contains mature content and is designed for ages 17+. Encouraged to be played with 3+ players..
  • How To Play: Players rotate drawing a Location card while the rest of the group competes to play the funniest Review card. Once everyone has played their chosen Review card, the rotating judge awards a point to the funniest one..
  • What's Inside: Includes 150 “Location” cards, 350 “Review” cards plus instructions..
  • Brought to you by What Do You Meme?: We also make other party games inspired by pop culture. Check out our store for more good stuff..
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Apocalyptic Beauty Goth Liquid Lipstick for Cosplay - 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by Horror, Pop Culture, and the Absurd (Samhain)

  • You wear your makeup like warpaint. You disdain basic neutral eyeshadow and lipstick. You lift your head to the heavens and cry, "See me! I am here!" This lipstick makes sure that happens..
  • WHO'S LAUGHING NOW is a lavender purple with blue shift..
  • 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by horror, pop culture, and the absurd..
  • Ingredients: Isododecane, disteardimonium hectorite, polymethylsilsesquioxane, trimethylsiloxysilicate, tapioca starch, synthetic wax, silica, propylene carbonate, octyldodecanol, kaolin, titanium dioxide, trihydroxystearin, mica, iron oxide, tin oxide, manganese violet, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol..
  • This full size liquid lipstick comes in an 8ml tube with doe foot applicator..
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Extra Large Hard Cards Games Case Cards Carrying Case for 2400+ Magic Cards. Compatible with All Other Card Games with Shoulder Strap

  • ✅Portable external size: 35*28*8cm/13.4*10.6*3.1in.
  • ✅Premium Hard EVA cover with soft interior materials, shockproof, skidproof and water resistant,protects your cards, main cards or other cards from scratches or dirtiness..
  • ✅Card case comes with 8 removable divider, at least can holder 2400+ cards, one mesh pocket can put some small accessories like Instructions, Dice,hourglass,pens, papers,baseball card storage box ect....
  • ✅FLEXIBLE DESIGN: Compatible with CAH (Red, Blue, Green, & Absurd Box), (MTG) many more!.
  • ✅Risk-free Purchase:Badzjokes adhere to the high-quality products and services for the purpose.We offer 100% full refund or a new replacement for you if there are any quality problems.we offer 60-Days Money Back Guarantee or Exchange for all products sold by us..
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Cards Against Humanity: Ultimate Expansion • Nearly 2,000 Cards pre-Packed in Our Fancy Bōks Storage case

  • Cards Against Humanity only comes with 600 cards, and let’s be honest: you’ve played them to death. Don’t you wish you could recapture the joy of playing for the first time? Then get ready to transform your tired old main game into a 15-pound freight train of comedy with the Ultimate Expansion..
  • Nearly 2,000 expansion cards pre-packed in our fancy Bōks storage case..
  • So many cards it’s like playing for the first time, every time..
  • Includes everything Bōks comes with, as well as all the cards from the Red, Blue, Green, Absurd, and Everything Boxes, the 90s and 2000s Nostalgia Packs, the Pride, Dad, Science, College, and Food Packs, and Picture Card Packs 1, 2, and 3 — plus 100 blank cards for your bad ideas..
  • A massive savings compared to buying all that stuff separately..
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Apocalyptic Beauty DEAD GIRL Contour Powder Goth Cosplay Foundation Makeup Collection for Very Pale Skin Tones (4-pack - Pallid Pam, Ghastly Greta, Sallow Susan, Deathly Darla)

  • You wear your makeup like warpaint. You disdain basic neutral eyeshadow and lipstick. You lift your head to the heavens and cry, "See me! I am here!" This lipstick makes sure that happens..
  • BLOOD is a red liquid lipstick reminiscent of drying blood. It dries matte to a smudge-resistant finish..
  • This full size liquid lipstick comes in an 8ml tube with doe foot applicator..
  • Ingredients: Isododecane, disteardimonium hectorite, polymethylsilsesquioxane, trimethylsiloxysilicate, tapioca starch, synthetic wax, silica, propylene carbonate, octyldodecanol, kaolin, titanium dioxide, trihydroxystearin, iron oxide, red 40, silicon dioxide, magnesium stearate, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol..
  • 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by horror, pop culture, and the absurd..
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Elsa & Fred

  • ...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
  • WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
  • EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
  • 3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.
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Sadie: A Novel

  • ...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
  • WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
  • EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
  • 3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.
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Which is Me Mask--Tear-Off Type Halloween Horror Bloody Double Face Clown Mask with Movable Jaw Horror Scary Cosplay Skeleton Movie Mask Red

  • 【Double-Layer Mask】- A double-layer mask with magnets that can be firmly absorbed. Outside is a pattern of a clown shape. When you open your....
  • 【Movable Jaw】- Both front and back layers of mouth can be moved, which will not be boring and boring. The lengthened design of the front chest and....
  • 【Safe And Comfort Material】- 3D skull helmet is made from soft and elastic latex material to help adapt to people’s skin more.It is also....
  • 【Realistic full coverage skull mask】- This scary and funny Skull Mask is ready for you. Human Skull Mask, horror and absurd,If you are brave....
  • 【Occasion】- The scary devil costume is very suitable for Halloween, pranks, Christmas, Easter, tag parties, Halloween parties, carnivals, costume....
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Gordon Ramsay: Chef Blast

  • ...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
  • WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
  • EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
  • 3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.
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