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Grifiti Band Joes X Cross Style 6' 5 Pack Heat Cold UV and Chemical Resistant Cooking Grade Silicone Rubber Bands

Awesome new X Cross Style let's you wrap one way then the other! 5 PACK! These are our 6" Grifiti Big-Ass Bands Cross Style! Fat split silicone bands that work like giant rubber or elastic bands for cooking, heat applications, wood working...just about anything!.
Cooking Grade! These can take the heat of the oven and autoclave. 5/8" x 6" flat, nice and stretchy, cooking grade, assorted pack from 10 colors: black, white, red, royal blue, powder blue, lime green, yellow, purple, pink, orange.
Versatile straps to hold books, Apple MacBooks, files, and containers closed..
Extra large version same material as Livestrong wrist braclets and bands..
SEE ALSO: Grifiti Big-Ass Bands in 6" 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands in 9" 5 and 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands 12" 2 and 10 pack, Big-Ass Bands X Cross Bands in 6", 9", and 12".

20 PACK! These are our 4" Grifiti Big-Ass Bands! Fat silicone bands that work like giant rubber or elastic bands for cooking, heat applications, wood working...just about anything!.
1/2" x 4" flat, nice and stretchy, cooking grade, assorted pack from 10 colors: black, white, red, royal blue, powder blue, lime green, yellow, purple, pink, orange.
Versatile straps to hold books, Apple MacBooks, files, and containers closed..
Extra large version same material as Livestrong wrist braclets and bands..
SEE ALSO: Grifiti Big-Ass Bands in 4" 5 pack, Big-Ass Bands in 6", 9" 5 and 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands 12" 2 and 10 pack, Big-Ass Bands X Cross Bands in 6", 9", and 12".

SOOTHING SOAP CONQUERS NASTY ASS ISSUES – Stinky donkey days are numbered when you embrace the charcoal-infused magic of Nasty Ass Soap. Bathe that barnyard booty away with the only soap made specifically for the job!.
FUNNY DONKEY TIN SOAP FOR MEN AND WOMEN – This cool bath gift for men and women is a goofy gag gift for animal lovers as well as those who love a little offbeat humor. After the laughter fades, they can enjoy the fresh-scented soap shower after shower and reuse the funny ass tin too!.
BLACK SOAP IS UNIQUE AND REFRESHING – Our artisanal black bath bar is oakmoss and aloe scented for a smooth, refreshing bathing experience that will take care of even the most stubborn case of nasty ass..
PREMIUM BATH BAR MADE IN AMERICA – Nasty Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images..
HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Nasty Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is a surprise addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on a case of the giggles. It’s also a delightfully weird choice for a Secret Santa....

If donkeys make you smile and make everything better , this is for you. Kinda like a unicorn but better because it's, you guessed it, badass . A tough person needs this hilarious item . Features the word bad with an ass or donkey colorful bars graphic ..
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

TEA + ENERGY: Rehab Monster Raspberry: REFRESH + RECOVER + REVIVE, or in other words, Re-habilitate with a killer mix of raspberry tea, electrolytes, and our bad-ass Monster Rehab energy blend. Rehab Monster Raspberry Tea delivers on 160mg of caffeine and is only 25 calories per can.
REHAB THE BEAST: You crack open a Rehab Monster Raspberry Tea and let the raspberry-infused electrolytes, vitamins, and botanicals work their life-giving, hydration magic. Congrats, You’re back from the dead.
STOCK UP WITH A 24 PACK: For those looking for an energy drink that’s non-carbonated, has only 25 calories per can, and contains Monster Rehab’s Energy Blend, Rehab Monster Raspberry is available in a convenient 24 pack.
Due to new FDA nutrition labeling requirements, product labels may vary from those pictured.

TEA + ENERGY: Rehab Monster Raspberry: REFRESH + RECOVER + REVIVE, or in other words, Re-habilitate with a killer mix of raspberry tea, electrolytes, and our bad-ass Monster Rehab energy blend. Rehab Monster Raspberry Tea delivers on 160mg of caffeine and is only 25 calories per can.
REHAB THE BEAST: You crack open a Rehab Monster Raspberry Tea and let the raspberry-infused electrolytes, vitamins, and botanicals work their life-giving, hydration magic. Congrats, You’re back from the dead.
STOCK UP WITH A 24 PACK: For those looking for an energy drink that’s non-carbonated, has only 25 calories per can, and contains Monster Rehab’s Energy Blend, Rehab Monster Raspberry is available in a convenient 24 pack.
Due to new FDA nutrition labeling requirements, product labels may vary from those pictured.

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass.
30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.

There's no free rides, we all know it, it's either grass gas or ass. This has been true since the fun hippie days and all car hobbyists know it..
Great gag gift for Christmas or birthday for the grease monkey mechanic of the family or that street race enthusiast friend. Fun to wear at a tuning or drifting meet-up..
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Duke Cannon Supply Co. Big Ass Beer Soap for Men, 10oz - Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA | Paraben-Free, Sulfate-Free.
SMELLS LIKE: Fresh Citrus and Neroli blended with base notes of Sandalwood and Oakmoss | DOES NOT smell like Beer.
Born in Bend, Oregon. Crafted in Memphis with Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA | Triple milled for Superior Quality.
Not for Clowns. At 10 ounces our men's bar soap is 3x bigger than standard soaps | Designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean & smell good without using overly perfumed body wash.
A Portion of Proceeds Benefits U.S. Veterans | Cruelty-Free. Our products are never tested on animals, just bad interns | Made in the USA..

Are you an ass man or do you like boobs of all sizes? This funny adult humor drinking shirt is perfect for the perverted old guy, funny dad or creepy uncle. Makes a unique St. Patricks Day and Cinco De Mayo drunk t shirt! Grab for the dirty joke guy friend.
This novelty raunchy humor joke drunk phrase makes a great Birthday present or Christmas gag gift for dad, grandpa or anyone who wears trashy sayings tee shirts! Grab for the groom on a bachelor's party or for hitting the fully nude strip club with friends.
This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric.
Fit: Men’s fit runs small, size up for a looser fit. Women’s fit is true to size, order usual size..