World's Coolest The Office Talking Keychain - Dwight
...male, jackhammer, merciless, instable.", Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.".
Add more phrases such as, "Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.", "Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.", "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.", "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.".
For fans of all ages. Recommended for ages 6 and up. A great gift, party favor, stocking stuffer and more!.
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