Best Kryptonian Punishment

Chopping Wood: An Old School Mentality in a New Age World on How to Get Shit Done

  • Fiskars Pro IsoCore 6 lb. Maul transfers 2X less shock and vibration than wood-handled mauls, reducing punishment on your bod.
  • Optimized blade geometry blasts tough logs apart while the driving face can be struck with another tool to force the wedge.
  • Inseparable riveted head will not slide down or snap off, even when swinging with maximum force.
  • Forged, heat-treated steel head is finished with a rust-resistant coating.
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Conniving Convict Men s Halloween Costume - Orange Prisoner Jumpsuit X-Large

  • HERE COMES TROUBLE: You’ve been convicted, but some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Redeem yourself from this Shawshank in the Conniving Convict....
  • SUITABLE PUNISHMENT: This costume comes with one orange jumpsuit with front zipper closure. No handcuffs included.
  • WHATCHA GONNA DO? Great costume idea for Halloween, theme parties, roleplaying, and cosplay. Compatible with Hauntlook’s Intimate Inmate or Dog....
  • SHAMELESS MATERIALS: Made of 100% polyester. Resists wrinkles and shrinkage. Hand wash with cold water and hang to dry.
  • CAUGHT IN THE ACT? Share a pic of your convict costume and tell us what you’re in for at @Hauntlook or at #Hauntlook.
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HFT BADLAND APEX 12,000 Lb. Winch with Steel Rope and Remote

  • Waterproof, dustproof, and high-pressure resistant IP68, IP68K rated with a long life automatic cone brake confidently holds the max rated load.
  • Robust series-wound motor optimizes power delivery to minimize excess heat while maintaining fast line speeds with a severe duty geartrain is built with all hardened steel gears to withstand punishment.
  • Wireless/wired remote has up to 50 ft. range for easy, cable-free winching.
  • Rotating ring gear for smooth freespool clutch operation and low drag when pulling line.
  • Removable control pack with relocation cables for custom mounting with a oversized premium hook is built from high strength alloy and is designed for easy rigging.
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Intimate Inmate Women’s Halloween Costume – Orange Jailbird Jumpsuit X-Large

  • AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: Tweet-tweet, little jailbird. You’ll be here a while…Or will you? Make a stylish prison break with the Intimate Inmate....
  • SUITABLE PUNISHMENT: Includes one orange jumpsuit with front zipper closure and a handcuff belt. Boots not included.
  • YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME: Great costume idea for Halloween, theme parties, roleplaying, and cosplay. Compatible with Hauntlook’s Conniving Convict or....
  • SHAMELESS MATERIALS: Made of 100% polyester. Resists wrinkles and shrinkage. Hand wash with cold water and hang to dry.
  • CAUGHT IN THE ACT? Share a pic of your inmate costume and tell us what you’re in for at @Hauntlook or #Hauntlook.
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J World New York Sunrise Rolling Backpack Black One Size

  • Rolling Backpack — Convertible wheeled backpack offers the load carrying ability of a rolling bag with wheels and the portability of a school....
  • Large Capacity — Main compartment holds 2 big text books, a laptop, lunch and many small items. Measures 18 x 13 x 9 inches. Use as underseat carry....
  • Organize — Front pocket organizer has a key clip, pen holders, card slots, and an internal zip pocket for keeping small items safe. Includes 2 mesh....
  • Rubber Base — Molded rubber bottom holds up to the punishment of dragging sideways and backwards on pavement. No more holes in the bottom of your....
  • Durable — Made of durable ripstop polyester fabric with a metal frame and reinforced edges, this backpack with wheels has a water resistant coating....
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J World New York Sunrise Rolling Backpack Backpack HEART DOT

  • Rolling Backpack — Convertible wheeled backpack offers the load carrying ability of a rolling bag with wheels and the portability of a school....
  • Large Capacity — Main compartment holds 2 big text books, a laptop, lunch and many small items. Measures 18 x 13 x 9 inches. Use as underseat carry....
  • Organize — Front pocket organizer has a key clip, pen holders, card slots, and an internal zip pocket for keeping small items safe. Includes 2 mesh....
  • Rubber Base — Molded rubber bottom holds up to the punishment of dragging sideways and backwards on pavement. No more holes in the bottom of your....
  • Durable — Made of durable ripstop polyester fabric with a metal frame and reinforced edges, this backpack with wheels has a water resistant coating....
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Fiskars 378841-1002 X27 Super (36') Splitting Axe, Inch, Black IsoCore Maul, 36-Inch (751110-1003)

  • Ideal for taller users splitting medium- to large-sized logs.
  • Designed for maximum efficiency to give you more one-strike splits. Textured non-slip grip reduces hand strain and improves control.
  • Perfected balance and power-to-weight ratio increases swing speed to multiply power, much like an aluminum baseball bat.
  • Ideal for splitting wood (splitting face) or driving wedges and stakes (driving face).
  • Optimized blade geometry offers better penetration and blasts tough logs apart.
  • Patented IsoCore Shock Control System absorbs strike shock and vibration to reduce the punishment your body takes, transferring 2X less shock and vibration than wood handles.
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J World New York Cornelia Laptop Backpack School Bookbag Navy Rose

  • School Backpack — A classic backpack for adults and kids that combines style with durable construction that is made to last. Perfect for school,....
  • Medium Size — Not too big, not too small. Main compartment holds a few books, a laptop, and lunch. This basic backpack measures 18 x 13 x 8 inches....
  • Laptop Compartment — Interior sleeve keeps your laptop safe and nestled against back padding. This laptop backpack for boys, girls, and adults fits....
  • 3 Exterior Pockets — Front zippered pocket for a cell phone, keys, or other small items. 2 exterior side pockets for water bottles and quick access....
  • Durable Backpack — Made of heavy duty 600D ripstop polyester fabric, this canvas backpack for kids holds up to the punishment of dragging on....
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J World New York Sunrise Rolling Backpack Squares Neon One Size

  • Rolling Backpack — Convertible wheeled backpack offers the load carrying ability of a rolling bag with wheels and the portability of a school....
  • Large Capacity — Main compartment holds 2 big text books, a laptop, lunch and many small items. Measures 18 x 13 x 9 inches. Use as underseat carry....
  • Organize — Front pocket organizer has a key clip, pen holders, card slots, and an internal zip pocket for keeping small items safe. Includes 2 mesh....
  • Rubber Base — Molded rubber bottom holds up to the punishment of dragging sideways and backwards on pavement. No more holes in the bottom of your....
  • Durable — Made of durable ripstop polyester fabric with a metal frame and reinforced edges, this backpack with wheels has a water resistant coating....
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Home Depot Heavy Duty Brown Paper 30 Gallon Lawn and Refuse Bags for Home and Garden 70 Lawn Bags

  • BIODEGRADABLE: You can put these bags in your compost heap or have it picked up by waste collectors.
  • TEAR RESISTANT: constructed from thick 2-ply paper that holds up to nature’s punishment. Optimal for sticks, twigs, clippings, leaves, and plant matter.
  • 30 GALLONS: Roughly the size of standard garbage cans, so you know from the start of the job how much to pack.
  • NO SUPPORT NECESSARY: These bags can stand by themselves as long as you open them up all the way.
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