Best Punny Pals

Transformers Rise of the Dark Spark - PlayStation 3

  • Let's Get Some Action: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-Men Groupies: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • Insane Combat: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • Weapons Galore: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
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Manhattan Toy Pattern Pals Gray 8.5\ Mouse Stuffed Animal for Kids and Adults

  • THOUGHTFULLY DESIGNED PLUSH ELEPHANT: Pattern Pals gray mouse has attractive polka dot inner ear pattern and features a lightly weighted, pellet-filled bottom to sit comfortably in place on beds and toy boxes when not part of playtime adventure.
  • plastic eyes are heat-sealed to prevent detaching..
  • SOFTER THAN A CLOUD: Or a pillow, or freshly fallen snow. The best way to describe this Pattern Pals mouse's irresistibly luxurious plush fabric is to touch your screen - that's the opposite of how this mouse stuffed animal feels..
  • ENDEARING PLUSH ANIMAL TOY: Our gray mouse is an endearing stuffed animal toy and gift to soften any room, when not in a child's caring clutch. With our long history of sourcing the finest plush materials and knowing just where and how much to stuff animals, Manhattan Toy knows soft..
  • A GIFT FOR ALL AGES OF MOUSE LOVERS: A Pattern Pals stuffed animal mouse makes a heartwarming gift for babies, toddlers and animal lovers, suitable for all ages. Soft plush mouse is produced with surface washable fabrics.
  • measures 9"D x 7"W x 8.5"H (seated height)..
  • STANDING BY OUR BRAND: If you're reading this, you've found a safe toy from a real company and a brand that cares. Since 1978, Manhattan Toy has been a trusted source of imaginative toys....
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Body Glove 13226-Monster Aquatic Monster Swim Life Jacket

  • PADDLE PALS Safest Patented U. S. Coast Guard Approved Learn to Swim life jacket with attached arm bands for teaching kids to safely learn to swim.
  • SAFETY SHOULDER HARNESS Prevents children from removing the vest without parental help and keeps the vest from sliding off during use.
  • SUPERIOR COMFORT Prevents chafing, made with a durable polyester material and multi panel design for superior comfort.
  • FEATURES Fits Children (30-50 lbs. ) adjustable chest strap with quick release rear safety buckle, Approved Type III Child's PFD for recreational boating.
  • KIDS LOVE IT Kids love "Paddle Pals", fun unique graphic designs, comfortable fit and feel, safely keeps their heads above water while learning to swim.
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VISM by NcStar AR Single Mag Pouch (CVAR1MP2928B), Black

  • Adjustable bungee style retention straps make access to your magazines easy while securely holding them in place.
  • Holds virtually any 5.56/223, or 7.62x39 double stack magazine.
  • PALS straps to attach it to your NcStar vest, tactical backpack or Compatible NcStar rifle cases.
  • Adjustable Bungee Style Retention Straps make Access to your Magazines easy while securely holding them in place.
  • Holds Virtually any 5.56/223, or 7.62X39 Double stack Magazine..
  • PALS Straps to attach it to your NcStar Vest, Tactical Backpack or Compatible NcStar Rifle Cases.
  • Constructed with Heavy Duty PVC Material..
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Dirt Bike Motorcycle Funny Sweatshirt

  • A Dirt Bike Motorcycle pullover sweater for your tacky jumper contest party. Punny pun sarcastic joke sweatshirt for xmas and holiday parties. See our....
  • Retro vintage style design. Oh what fun it is to ride those dirt bikes, off road motorcycles and racing quads. Christmas present for motocross and....
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Horror Halloween Psychobilly Monster T-Shirt

  • Our horror Halloween, psychobilly monster is perfect for glamour ghouls and vamps that love horror B movies. Throwback vintage 50s art will appeal to....
  • When horror meets punny monster movies. For the hotrod fan, lowbrow art fan, and fans of vintage 50s and 60s horror B movies. This tee gives off an....
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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LIVANS Tactical MOLLE Medical Pouch, Rip-Away EMT First Aid Pouch IFAK Trauma Kit Everyday Carry Survival Bag Include Cross Patch

  • ...NT POUCH FOR TOURNIQUET: Trauma kit pouch has a front pouch with Hook-N-Loop flap closure, perfect size for the CAT Gen-7 tourniquet, the closure flap can be a loop across the hand shank of the EMT scissors. Two side elastic loops can hold your flashlight or wenger..
  • MOLLE/PALS STICK DESIGN: EMT Pouch design with 2 pcs back nylon MOLLE Stick Strap with D-ring pull tab. Just an upward pull then quickly release the pouch from PALS webbing in seconds. No more frustration working with ties and clips..
  • BLOWOUT RED TAPE: Blowout kit pouch has an iconic medical red band tape on the top, pull the convenient tab to fully open access. Save a lot of valuable time that makes wounded faster to get first aid support. Medical Cross Patch is included..
  • PREMIUM QUALITY: First Aid pouch made of 600D Nylon fabric with sturdy double stitching. Two MOLLE straps with strong snaps allow you to attach to any MOLLE/PALS style equipment gear like a military backpack, tactical vest, combat belt. Size: 7.5"*4"*2.36"/19cm*10cm*6cm(H*W*T)..
  • OPENS FLAT & STAYS FLAT: Tactical trauma pouch is or....
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20 km/h

  • Brighten up your home with this cute and funny flour-sack dish towel! Laughing burns calories, so use these punny towels for giggle filled dish....
  • All of our dish towels are 100% cotton flour sack towels. They are screen printed with Moonlight Makers original designs using non-toxic ink..
  • Unfolded size: 28""x28"". Super absorbent after a few washes..
  • Our products are all handmade in our downtown Asheville, NC Studio/ Gift Market..
  • Average time between placing your order and us shipping it out: 1 business day!.
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Maxpedition Monsoon Gearslinger, Black

  • Teardrop-shaped design with spacious main compartment.
  • Internal MP3 player pouch and rubberized headphone port.
  • 1000-Denier water and abrasion resistant light-weight ballistic nylon fabric.
  • Large-capacity 1,600-cubic-inch backpack with single-shoulder design for easy on/off.
  • Padded nonslip shoulder strap with PALS webbing for accessory attachment.
  • Large main compartment and several internal accessories pockets.
  • Hydration-compatible design fits 100-ounce CamelBaks.
  • 1.5-inch concealable, adjustable waist strap.
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Destiny 2 - Xbox One Standard Edition

  • LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
  • Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME! I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits!) from the old platforms. Consider it my gift to you, my #1 fan!.
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